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The D-Floor Incident
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CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT - THE D-FLOOR INCIDENT
In his youth, Gandalf traveled through underground gatherings, festivals, and late-night warehouse events searching for collective coherence experiences. The most legendary of these became known simply as: "The D-Floor."
The D-Floor was rumored to be a place where:
• rhythm
• synchronized movement
• emotional unity
• bass frequencies
• geometric lighting
• collective intention
...combined into temporary states of group consciousness.
Witnesses described strange phenomena:
• synchronized emotional states
• shared dreams
• uncanny intuition
• simultaneous laughter
• mass emotional release
• altered perceptions of time
Gandalf claimed these experiences proved that consciousness could become phase-locked across groups of people. He became obsessed with maximizing coherence.
During one gathering, witnesses claimed Gandalf achieved an unusually powerful coherence state during a synchronized dance-floor meditation event. Several attendees later described:
• shared visions
• simultaneous lucid dreams
• emotional synchronization
• overwhelming feelings of unity
One attendee reportedly stared directly at a rotating disco light for three hours while crying and repeating: "The spiral remembers."
After this event, Gandalf was classified as a potential memetic coherence hazard. Authorities feared prolonged exposure to his teachings could:
• destabilize ordinary social structures
• create mass synchronization events
• encourage dangerous levels of collective emotional influence
Containment protocols were initiated shortly afterward.
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