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Yoda Origin File
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CONTAINMENT FILE - CN-004 (YODA) ORIGIN
CLASSIFICATION: [REDACTED]
CLEARANCE: Above Standard Authorization
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ORIGIN STATUS: UNKNOWN
Unlike other entities who arrived through documented containment procedures, Yoda's origin remains classified.
CONFLICTING REPORTS:
• Some staff believe he was already here when the facility was built
• Others suggest he simply appeared one morning, watching, waiting, judging
• Earliest documentation references him as "already present"
• No transfer records exist
BEHAVIORAL ANOMALIES:
• Appears exactly when chaos begins
• Demonstrates awareness of containment protocols
• May secretly control parts of the coop
• Appears to allow events to unfold intentionally
STAFF OBSERVATIONS:
"He looks at you like he's seen this all before. Like he's seen everything before. Multiple times."
"I asked him once where he came from. He just... looked at me. I don't ask anymore."
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CURRENT ASSESSMENT:
Yoda remains semi-cooperative. His true capabilities and intentions are unknown.
Researchers remain concerned that:
• Yoda understands more than he reveals
• His presence serves a purpose we haven't identified
• He is allowing everything to happen
STATUS: WATCHING
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